Air Dried Sack

One day I was at the local fitness center, finishing an intense leg workout. I was kinda tired and before leaving I needed to grab my bag from the locker room. So far everything was normal. My mind was set on drinking some Powerade that I had in my bag like an athlete in a TV commercial. In the locker room I heard the typical sports talk coming from a television over in the corner. I also noticed the sound of the typical hair dryer. Once again, nothing unusual. Then, out of the corner of my eye, something seemed out of the ordinary. The guy using the hair dryer was not drying his hair in the normal way. I would not have noticed this but he was doing something rather peculiar. His head was between his legs, like he was looking for his balls. I guess men look for their balls every so often, especially married men. But this guy was fiddling with his balls with one hand and had the hair dryer in the other. It took a second for my mind to register that he was blow drying his balls. It's not that I was paying attention to such a thing, but it was so weird that I couldn't help but notice.

That was over a month ago and I still have that strange sight burned into my memory.